A Startling Vegetable

Earlier today, while preparing lunch with my family members, I encountered a cucumber, which, oddly, resembled an engorged phallus. The vegetable had a cylindrical shape, with a large spherical end. Sniggering, I proceeded to peel it, unable to prevent a feeling of discomfort within me. There I was, standing beside a sink, peeling the aforementioned tool of fornication. Weird, huh? Sadly, I didn't get a picture of it for fear of incurring the wrath of those who feel more than discomfort over such issues. Anyway, I then shredded it to pieces, and gave it to my mum who cooked it. So, I bid adieu to this interestingly phallic vegetable, which definitely made my morning. ;-)